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Mr. Pra le: If meat goes any higher, it will be worth more than money.
Mr. Blather: Then there won't be any money.
Mr. Pra le: Instead of carrying money in your pocket, you'll carry meat

around.
Mr. Blather: A sirloin steak will be worth a thousand dollar bill.
Mr. Pra le: When you go down to the bank to make a deposit, instead

of giving the cashier a thousand dollar bill, you'll slip him a sirloin
steak.

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STRANGER: Is your baby a boy or a girl?
NEW MOTHER: Of course. What else could it be?

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FATHER: Our baby looks just like me.
MOTHER: Oh, it doesn’t ma er, just as long as he’s healthy.

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FATHER: No worries, honey. If the baby doesn’t go to sleep right

away, just lie him down near the edge of the bed and he’ll fall right
off.

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