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HODGE-PODGE

                           Vaudeville
                               Jokes

Of no literary value, of course; but in them there’s a certain nostalgic
     pleasure.

Readers: “Nostalgia, Pellinore? Nostalgia is for those who can
     remember things first‐hand? Vaudeville vanished nearly a hundred
     years ago.“

Pellinore: (can’t reply for the tears in his eyes, but ushers in the jokes
     with a wave of his hand.)
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O'Brien was engaged by a farmer to milk cows and do chores. There were
     a hundred and fi y cows, and three men did the milking. It was hard
     work, but the farmer was a kind‐hearted, progressive man, so when
     he went to town and saw some milking‐stools he bought three and
     gave 'em to the men to sit down on while at work. The other two
     men came back delighted, but not O'Brien. At last he appeared, all
     cut‐up, and holding one leg of the stool.

"'What's the ma er?' said the farmer.
"'Nothing, only I couldn't make the cow sit down on it.'

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